My job as a lawyer is primarily identifying dumpster fires. Particularly ones smoldering quietly with the top down waiting to blow. 

 Precisely the time I open a bottle of whisky. Although some are quite sad. 

https://i.nostr.build/Ft5im6BX9xm7BJxs.gif 

 Hire a lawyer before you get drunk. 

 Got one on retainer, boss. 🫡 

 You’re approved to drink then.