You guys are looking at this all wrong.

Volcanoes care, volcanoes share, they just need a hug and someone to micromanage them.

In accordance with ancient Incan tradition, we need to choose Volcano Speakers to go in and make the Goddess proud. Authenticity. Spiritual. No need to work.

I will nominate one very annoying and terrifyingly spoilt blue-haired teen i know slightly.

We are going to need a lot of Volcano Speakers, who will you nominate? 

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