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Some people aren't waiting for extinctus to happen en masse: they're taking it into their own hands:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-auto-shop-owner-angry-customer-shot-death-103563754

Or the more entertaining(?) stories from the Darwin Awards website:

https://darwinawards.com/

But time for me to return to local reality in which OllieTheDog--a fine exemplar of Caninus PrettySmartus--is patiently waiting for breakfast.