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 The one on the top is less likely to eat you 
 I don’t think you’ve seen a dead body with the one at the top 👀 
 Persacly but that little bastard! Savage 
 😂 they all eat humans for breakfast bud 
 Never trust a cat 
 But they are fun and peaceful to keep as pet 
Ps I do trust my she’s brilliant 
 She'll eat you  
 If only I’m dead 
 Or sleeping 
 No she won’t in fact she scared the other animals away when I’m asleep 
 She is lulling you into a false belief 
 It’s your opinion I’ve spent years with 🐈‍⬛ and I love em