I thought it would be the Dutch...

Heineken tastes like dishwash water, so I assumed they did do their dishes with it 🤔🤭😜 

 Wait, you drink water?

I thought y'all just drank beer. I'm surprised all water isn't automatically brewed into beer. WTF!  

 Well. You know. Those things happen from time to time. For example when you're singing in the shower, or when driving convertible and suddenly rain starts.
But generally you are right.