I just had a SweeTango apple. It was revelatory. If you don’t like apples, and your mental image of an apple is that shiny red orb of blah they serve with cafeteria lunches, perhaps you just don’t like horse food. Real apples are vastly different. 

 @edbba727 Welcome to the cult! 

 @edbba727 Haven't tried that one yet, but you're right -- every other apple variant out there is superior to Red "Delicious."