minimum!  

 Hear hear
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 I agree ☝️ 

 32 Billion acres of land on earth. 8 billion people. That's 4 acres per person if everything was divided evenly. Seems like enough room... assuming females would also like to sun their parts in solitude. 

 How many of those acres are actually habitable though? You need to redo the math.  

 Sunning one's balls does not require habitation necessarily. Also, I was just kidding. 

 There's a tax for that 

 How much that is depends on his modesty. 

 And sing opera while doing it

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 Siberia! 

 Freeze your balls 

 I suspect that's good for then, too. 

 Them, and within reason. Freezing your balls for a bit, not getting frostbite on them. 

 It gets really hot there in summer. Problem is mosquitoes. 

 That's my issue here. Mosquito bites on the privates are no joke. 

 A daily requirement! 

 Tell that to the population collapse panickers. 

 Thy metric I judge appropriate 

 Tell me about it. 

Quite frankly, I think my neighbour has seen enough. 

 Not passible in many countries.  

 .025 acres on Capitol Hill… but the roof, nobody is up there. Only Biden flying by in Marine One every now and then. 

 Could you quit telling everybody my future plans?

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 I don't have the land yet but I do have the "ball sunner" badge! I believe this gives me rights to sun them wherever I want.

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 Come on … 
Let’s me be honest 
Moon 🌕 is where it’s at 
But sure 
Follow Apollo
He’s adorable and hot 🥵 
My coldness is better 
Ask Apollo 
Been chasing me for years 

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