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7e0ab0f6 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @134318c2 Docile cows, or aggressive bulls?
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myrmepropagandist | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @6911cb24 

docile cows... but have you seen a cow? they are large!
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d3a65340 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @134318c2 @6911cb24 
ngl though, if I could lift 5k times my own body weight I might be tempted too.
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myrmepropagandist | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @e41e653a @6911cb24 

A cow is about 1200 pounds... so maybe if you were a really big guy you'd have a shot?
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myrmepropagandist | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @e41e653a @6911cb24 

How did we get on the merits of trying to eat cows directly like wild blackberries exactly? I mean I guess it's my fault... but still.