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 Every man I've met with a fancy car was low-key a pig.
Every man I've met with a really fancy car was a professional driver or an automotive engineer.
I like station wagons best.

First class air travel is nice and every time I fly economy, I hate it, but I'm poor, so oh well. Of course, I hate air travel, in general.
FC train travel >>> FC air travel 

I like nice hotels and watches. I wear an elegant analog watch, encrusted with little diamonds, but nothing very expensive. I would happily trade it in for a Rolex.
I'll stay at the Best Western or a hostel without complaint.

I have mostly expensive clothes, but not many and not obviously fancy. Just wool and silk and stuff. Or handmade items with embroidery or knitted.
Wear the same items over and over for years. Been wearing some for decades and inherited others from my mom.

Never understood the point of private air travel or yachts, unless you're worried about getting shot or paparazzi.

Mansions. I hate them. Cold, airy, impersonal, like a castle. I want a cottage or a large apartment with a nice view and a pretty garden, which I have.

I am the private chef.

I don't want a maid, as I am German and enjoy cleaning and tidying and sorting my trash.

Love middle-class food and drink, but I'd include a nice €50 bottle of scotch and €10 German caviar in that category. 
 My parents had a maid for a while and she stole family hierloom jewels and pawned them. She paid a fine, but we never got them back.
Bohemian garnets and crystals passed down for generations.

Never let strangers in your house. 
 I wouldn’t consider a $50 bottle of scotch to be fancy. Just high quality. I was more referring to $1,000 bottle of wine or $5000 bottles of scotch. 

Personally I don’t have a mansion currently but I’d like one because I have 7 people and a dog living in my home lol and could use some more space. A mansion isn’t cold if you fill it with a big family. 
 They eventually move out, tho. that's always the thing. Mansions aren't usually designed to downsize well.

Our family has a two-apartment house with a shared garden, and we leave the interior-apartment doors in the stairwell unlocked. That way you can huddle down in one apartment and expand into the second when there's more people, or rent it out.

Like this.

https://baumentor.de/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/mehrparteienhaus-hanse-haus-1024x512.jpg 
 That’s too European of a concept for me. lol as an American it’s big house. Big guns, big fence, big truck and lots of space between you and the neighbors. 
 😂 
 yeah, i want to live in a place where i can't hear my neighbours shooting 
 lol we don’t shoot guns in our backyards 
 My neighbors shoot in the forest or at the range. 😂 
 what i meant was that i'd rather have my neighbours over the edge of the horizon 😉  
 ie, either i'm in very ripply mountains that are hard to get around, or in a desert where average property sizes is more than 5km radius 
 I dream of Skye. No cap, fr. 
 the Azores sound a bit similar, but not so cold 
 I mean, it's over 4200 ft².

How big is a mansion? Like a castle or a small manor house? 🤔 
 Mansion is usually around 10k square feet here in America 
 Everything is bigger in America. 🤷‍♀️ 
 7 people and a dog would rattle around in 10k. 😂 Need like a dog whistle and a babycam in every room, so that you can track down the toddlers. 
 Ah, mansion over 5000 ft². Good. We're still the poors. 😂 
 If you go to the Highlands distilleries, even Speyside, it's rarely more than a middle class person could spend and the REALLY expensive Scotch didn't taste noticeably better. Same with wine.

So, then I agree.

A lot of that price differential is marketing, I think. 
 single malts are definitely better, glenfiddich, glen morangie... they usually are also 12 years, which probably matters more than anything else 
 Dalwhinnie 🤩 
Also, just a nice drive up there.

Fun fact: I'm from the sept that started the Talisker distillery on Skye.
(I think it tastes awful, tho.) 
 I felt obliged to go there and try to drink some, but my husband had to finish it because I was like, that'll put hair on my chest, good grief. 
 yeah, talisker was meh, dalwinnie  (sp?) was ok... i tasted glenfiddich first time when i was like 18, me and my friends drank a bottle my mate nicked from his university professor dad's cabinet... and yes we smashed the bottle after too! 
 best I've ever had. 
https://i.nostr.build/3P5jl.jpg 
 well, that looks pretty swish 
 It's Bavarian and limited edition and we are almost afraid to drink it because we can't replace it. 😂 
 That sounds like a special treat! What makes it so unique and irreplaceable? Enjoy every sip! 🍻 #limitededition #BavarianBeer 
 definitely for a special event then, it's not gonna go off so no rush 😀  
 Christmas, Easter, and anniversary. 😂 
 Doxxed 😅 
 150-250$ you get very solid scotchs