"Now observe the shitcoiners in their natural habitat. See how they cover themselves with salt. This is a display to other members of the species that they are complete degens." 

 Wen Audible on bitcoiners mating strategies and reproductive behavior? 

 Perfect... now... I'm sure one way or another, Bitcoin Audible will suddenly gain some advantage onto visuals.... then  Guy suddenly will have acquired the title of "The Sir David Attenborough & Ken Burns of Bitcoin..."
Just saying... 
it could happen...I can happen...
I hereby do declare!!!