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Welcome to the most incredible, 🤯 mind-blowing, and totally legitimate 🤪 investment opportunity of this century! 

💫 The High Yield Zap Plan ( #HYZAP ) is here to make all your crypto dreams come true! 🤩

👉🏾 Get a whopping 10% return on your investment in just one day! 🧡🔥

Yes, you heard it right: 10% in 24 hours! 🔥🧡

No more waiting for 365 days like those suckers investing in S&P listings. 🤣

🥜 #HYZAP is the way to go! 🙌

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👇🏾 Here's how to get started:

1. Repost this post and spread the word about the bestest investment plan ever!

2. Zap ⚡️your amount on this post and enter into the magical world of #HYZAP  💎 (High Yield Zap Plan)

3. Reply to this post with your Zap ⚡️ amount, so we can keep track of your meteoric rise to satoshian wealth.

4. Receive your amount +10% within 24 hrs!  (I’ll try instantly but need to sleep too. Yesterday some plebs were complaining why their 100% return didn’t arrive instantly 😅) 

It's that simple! 🤫 1-2-3-4

1️⃣ REPOST
2️⃣ ZAP
3️⃣ COMMENT
4️⃣ #ZAP +10%

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🙈 Let’s  #ZAPDEEZNUTZ 🥜⚡️

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a High Yield Zap Plan, offered to you by 
the #FUNDaMENTAL HODLIN CO UNLIMITED 🟠 GROUP OF NUTZ 🥜

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#zapathon #plebchain #Bitcoin #grownostr #zapzap #zaoathlon #doubleZAP #Zapping #zap ⚡️

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🐸 Disclaimer: This is a playful and entertaining post, intended to add value and spread joy. No ill intent is meant, and it's all in good fun with some trolling mode. Enjoy and share the love! Feel free to donate, too. 🧌

‼️ IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you don’t reply with your Zap amount, please don’t expect me to search my wallet logs so I can zap you back! (yesterday it was an overkill) - read the whole thing up ~ follow the 1,2,3 steps; #PoW

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https://nostrcheck.me/media/7f3daed3bff80cc2e502048eee688a0fa714b4b8a4f006392a46e5300b39e832/991db5673c29175083cc3270d171bdf2e34eb64720dbf72433924a9363a9dbaf.webp 
 #zap 100 sats 
 zapped 10k sats 
 🤣 When you take a bitcoin grp scam post from FB and turn it nostr related:
nostr:nevent1qqsgxuu2gqg223ua0psxh07760t9v6wd2ezlfg2868ypk3g7gk0mm7spr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qgs870dw6wllsrxzu5pqfrhwdz9qlfc5kju2fuqx8y4ydefspvu7svsrqsqqqqqp03pmqu 
 #HYZAP 1150 
 Sorry 1000 ^^
 
 20,000 sent your way, my friend 
 @co574 oops! it looks like you zapped a note I was tagged in instead of my note.

https://m.primal.net/LyAS.png
 
 lol 

yes i did! 😂

but zapped you back, too

+1k (coz limit is 10k) 
 No worries! Thanks for the true up 👍🏽 
 i guess i never got the zap back. 
 there must be something wrong with your node, i sent you 42K ; zapped back twice - black hole!! 
 dang. well thank you for trying. 
 Crisis averted. I see some caps zaps showing up in my logs now. I owe you some sats. I'll get you back when I can get off mobile and make sure things go through. 
 Es 1 sola vez por usuario verdad? 
 #HYZAP 1,000 sats 
 💯💯💯 
 That was 10% within 1 minute! 😂🤌 
 @nostrzap #kudos for embracing the #Bitcoin ethos! 🤜🏼🤛🏼 
 10k 
 😂🤘 
 3600 Sats. Thank you for your work for the community! 
 #HYZAP 25,000 #zap +10 percent 🫡 
 limit is 10K - i zapped back +1K 🦾

note1avpnxg7rq3ceae26djyf7wrna49tg8xxyw9rvngt0p7q9mjss9zqy275ac 
 🫡 
 10k 🔥 
 1,000 sats. 

Big fan of high-yield zap plans 
 zapped 700 sats, Bro. 
 hi! folowyou... AND Sent 500zap, frend 
 Seems too good to be true. Do quote reposts count?  
 1000 sats

Love this kind of note. Content creation with Nostr, the ability to zap, and therefore revenue generation, is still in its infancy. 

There are going to be so many novel ways of scaloing this type of thing

I already see people saying "all zaps for November donated to X" eg, ie a charitable avenue

Why wouldn't a brand team up with someone like yourself? I think they will

They key: I found this post in "most zapped 24 hours", ie people will game trying to get into those categories

Love it

Keep it up!

Ps - no need to return sats 
 88 sats, 👍. GM! 
 GM 🫡   PV 💜 
1000 sats! 
 GM 🧡 
1000 sats! 
 GM 🫰 
1000 sats! 
 👀  
 1000 sats! GM 🫡  
 1000 sats! GM  
 👀  
 amezing  
 can I try again and again 😂 
 try the other thread for 80 since we are at the 80s #zaparty 🕺 
 I like where this is going.
Keep it up!
2500 sats  
 981 sats woohooo 
 30000 + 25 (didn’t long hold the ⚡️ LOL) 
 as per thread msg: 
> Limit is 10K - refunding and proceeding 
 21k sir ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ 
 365 let's go  
 Nice idea! 😅 
 24h 
well, it's over now 
right? 
 happy to make an exception for you buddy! 
 all right then
10K 
 😂 vous êtes pas croyable  
 try me! 🕺 
 zap me first  
 are you scared? why don’t you try to operate from a position of #love and vibrate high? scarcity mindset is not suitable for #Bitcoin supporters. #abundance #mindset 
 Zap me if you can 
Catch me if you can. 
 I zapped you but you don’t seem to be at a #mindset to catch anything 🤪 
 #ZAPDEEZNUTZ 1000K SATS 
 it’s been expired. but OK! 

i hope you can send some real value back eventually!

Value not Sats! 
 #HYZP
nostr:nevent1qqsgxuu2gqg223ua0psxh07760t9v6wd2ezlfg2868ypk3g7gk0mm7spzemhxue69uhhwmm59eek7anzd96zu6r0wd6z7q3q0u76a5allqxv9egzqj8wu6y2p7n3fd9c5ncqvwf2gmjnqzeeaqeqxpqqqqqqzajjw32