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 lol
fake names are absolutely NOT allowed
which you would know if you did the *slightest* research 

"Individuals seeking access to records concerning themselves shall provide their full (legal) name, address, date and place of birth together with a signed statement that such information is true under penalty of perjury or a notarized statement swearing to or affirming identity. If the Agency determines that this information is not sufficient, the Agency may request additional or clarifying information." 
 sorry wrong paragraph  
 lol you're going to follow the CIAs stupid rules? what a fucking pussy you are. put a fake name retard

my god you people are insufferable 
 you know what on second thought go ahead, dox yourself to the CIA because you want to follow their rules bro, go ahead collect your karma PLEASE

fucking moron 
 you're hilarious bro

"pleeeze tell me everything about mkultra mr CIA man. i filled out a form online and made it sound super professional!" 
 "Im scared to fill out a form online with a fake name because I think the CIA rules matter" - Some retarded nigger named kanzan

anyway its abundantly clear you're a scared useless pussy 

 
 Where in my paragraph did I plead? The CIA has no right to withold this information from me. If you think they do I think you're a little bitch who doesnt know what I would do to him given the opportunity.