@90431d67 covid a year ago still today,

beer tastes like what the water in fallout 3 toilets probably tastes like

pork now tastes like what i imagine radioactive butthole tastes like.

and cheddar cheese tastes like what i imagine my feet would taste like after wearing those brown/tan workboots for 3 days straight in the coal mine. 

 @90431d67 im literally afraid to try cilantro because so much of my basis of self worth depends on it. 

 @01dcb763 I ate a Wendy’s hamburger yesterday, and it tasted like soy burger from my high school that has been sitting under a heat lamp for 30 years (I started high school 30 years ago this month). 

 @90431d67 what is nuts is i used to devour those hamburgers, too.