I love a good conspiracy theory!

Usually I’m in favor of the alternative story, which lately has consistently become the actual story.

In this case, a helicopter is a helicopter and they’re f’cking dangerous on their own.

Then you’ve got a bunch of midwits in Iran with a 1/2 cocked army maintaining those helicopters?

“How’d he die?” 

“Hang gliding accident. What an idiot!” 

 @ToxicFemininity 👍 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 

 And sometimes it’s a presidential deviant device.