Someone at Felon's site just reminded me of this, and my friends @4589908c, I *had* to share it with you.

Prepare to laugh and cry and laugh some more (especially if you read a lot of 1980s and 1990s romance...but really, any romance, some tropes will never die)

https://the-toast.net/2015/04/14/things-ive-learned-about-heterosexual-female-desire-from-decades-of-reading/ 

 @4b13d910 @4589908c Love it, especially this part: “100% of women want to have sex with a man who embodies the fox version of Robin Hood from the cartoon Robin Hood, but most do not actually want to have sex with a fox or a man dressed as one.” 10000% accurate.