I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer.

Then it hit me. 

 Pfft 🙃 

 https://media0.giphy.com/media/l0MZkODdO27uuVLpu/giphy.gif 

 https://image.nostr.build/756446134442219ebd93ce33cb6b0cb6ee15085374822bca21f00dc7aeca1b3a.gif 

 NGL, I've taken a couple to the face in the park 😂 

 Ouch