OMFG! I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume you forgot the "/s". Because otherwise, I just have no words.
There's layers to making the world better. All points are valid. Having billions of people using better money, harder money, is the step I'm particularly more interested personally currently. Facilitating this will probably require some sort of banks or bank-like structure. Other people are more interested in the privacy and that's fine. So yeah, all points are valid. I absolutely understand your perspective.
As crazy as it sounds, I bet sheep would be a harder money than the fiat currencies, primarily because while you can make more sheep, it takes time to make them, it takes resources to make them, etc. where these dollars can just be created at a keystroke on a computer somewhere. Sheep would at least solve the money quantity problem, but fungibility would definitely be of concern. So sheep would not actually be a good money in that sense.