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 WHOS IN CHARGE OF DAD JOKES ON #NOSTR ? DROP’EM BELOW 👇 
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 WHOS IN CHARGE OF DAD JOKES ON #NOSTR ? DROP’EM BELOW 👇 
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 WHOS IN CHARGE OF DAD JOKES ON #NOSTR ? DROP’EM BELOW 👇 
#asknostr a.nos.lol 
 It's before the watershed, I'll keep them on 
 Chief Shitpost Officer Reporting for duty sir!

My friend inherited the family double glazing firm.

He became very rich, in fact he became a mullion heir 
 🤣🤣🤣 
 Pardon me. You’re gonna have to clutch that title out of me. 🤣🫡🙌 
 Why do astronauts use linux? 

Cause u can't open windows in space

😎 
 🤣🔥🔥🔥 
 Kids questions


Who is your hero? My dad

Who is your hero afraid of? My mom 
 Winning 🥇 
 🎯🎯🎯🤣 
 What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? 


Dam


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That’s my one and only joke. 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘 
 A string walks into a bar and orders a Moscow Mule and the bartender says we don’t serve your kind here ..

She goes outside, tosses herself on the ground. Rubs some dirt all over herself - basically just goes bat shit crazy and then she calmly walks back into the bar 

The bartender: “I **told** you we don’t serve your kind, no strings attached here.

Me: “GFY, I’m a frayed knot 🪢 “

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Winz Splash 💦 Over 
 @Decentralized Dad 
 YES YES YES!!! 🙌 
 Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he never lands….

This joke never gets old. 
 😂😁😁 
 No but men who live like Peter Pan age 

They get old 

And many die alone. 
 He hasn’t aged since 1953.