The world is a tragicomedy, I give up, starting tomorrow:

- I will create me a whatsapp account 
- I will create a facebook account
- I will create an instagram account
- I'll create a TikTok account
- I will start watching television 
- get vaccinated against COVID 19
- I will start saving in fiat
- stop reading books
- I will stop playing sports 
- I will stop eating meat
- I will feed myself with snacks and energy drinks.
- I will start using Windows 
- I will become a sports fanatic and idolize athletes. 
- I'll start listening to bad bunny or whatever the fuck you call it.

If I leave anything out let me know, I want to be like everyone else. 💀