Bitcoin maximalists saved my financial life. Big thanks to @TheGuySwann @saifedean @preston 

 I actually encourage people to own shitcoins their first time around. It’s the best way to learn. If you can convince someone to go 70% btc and experiment with the remaining 30% you will have protected them to a large extent and they will learn a proper lesson. 

 Speed run the stove touching 😂 just get it over with 

 https://i.nostrimg.com/87e3d0bf594e2bf4ef93784ecb1c9af3f49b024d867947927704d84cbced980d/file.jpg 

 Brutal- and true 

 Being Bitcoin only doesn't mean you can't mind your own business.

"When do porcupines stop fucking?
- when the pain beats the pleasure." 

They will figure it out the same way we did. They probably won't learn from internet rants.