Hey. That 23andMe hack, that thing where you gave them your DNA because ancestry and haha why not and they got hacked. You've heard about it? Yeah. Funny story. 

You didn't just screw yourself over by trusting them. You've sold out everyone related to you. And maybe anyone related to them. Maybe anyone related to them. 

They told you you'd learn about your ancestors, and now you've fucked up the lives of their kids.

Sleep tight.