and if you really wanna go for it maybe you want to rename "nostr balance" to "nut sack"  

 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHABAHHAHABAHHAHAHAHA

👑 

 works cited: https://image.nostr.build/41fa350016d01d9ad52cfc821865ebec32062961d2d9cae0f91dbd0caf04d5d6.jpg  

 😳 I CANT UNSEE THIS 

 Here, gradually cleanse your eyeballs: https://image.nostr.build/b9cd0414bfcdbf0c1f2ae4d1628b51df683b93e927c64b87b3509f1d92ca7191.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/477ac0beefe9c4ce887fd772ee1ca43316193a9b1884efd47bd0b944eb8479fc.jpg 
https://image.nostr.build/90edb0e59f884c2b4b10f9fa9102dd55491c373e84df5da251af5b4dd961d360.jpg 

 😂😂😂😂😂 

 This is better than a gm. Im wide fucking awake now 

 I just spilled my coffee & threw up a croissant.  

 GM 😂 

 GM / my stomach recovered from that picture 😂 

 😳😖🤣🤣🤣 best/grossest post o day 

 I always say that I want to make a change purse out of my cojones for my widow. I like the image of her using it to pay the strippers. It’s on my will among other things 

 🤓😎😂 | 👇👀
nostr:nevent1qqspkphjcp92c2z8p6c6hm8e2uka49zm8wk29022q9cysv2fh6s5vrqpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchsygrwg6zz9hahfftnsup23q3mnv5pdz46hpj4l2ktdpfu6rhpthhwjvpsgqqqqqqsfdw5zj 

 😂👌 

 "taking care of my nut sack" ”growing my nut sack"...


#yestrt 

 https://m.primal.net/JJaV.png  

 Nut sack… from where you share your seed 

 Problem is that that conflicts with the next thing I have in the works that is sending nuts as the zap (P2PK nut events)

These are regular LN zaps funded by nuts stored on relays instead of talking to a wallet over NWC or Webln, I couldn’t come up with anything better than “nostr balance” to capture that yet 😅 

 brb, creating a nut event  

 Yeah and if it’s a larger zap, you can say “I nutted all over you” 

 
https://image.nostr.build/62c6acbd9fad37547237dedb1d13eef8792ffb245d9eb12dfea29ae6cf8f3424.jpg