They call me Cuban Pete
Mostly because my name is Pete
And I immigrated from Cuba...
But since we're on the topic, you know fascism is bad right? You shouldn't allow that here. Why are so many people voting for this?
I'll take Der Trumpenreich over Build Back Better
But a label on the phone tryna make a new deal like AOC with the Co2
I propose a negative vote: You can give up the +1 vote, so that you can sacrifice it to give another pathetic candidate a -1.
Turn the elections into a prediction market.
I vote we govern ourselves and American idol comes back on TV and the winner every year gets to be in control of the nuclear button until the next season.
🎵 They call him Cuban Pete, he's the king of the nostr NEETS 🎶