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 Good morning, #nostriches!

The saddest thing I've seen advertised lately has to be "instant decaf coffee." 

#abeaverabroad #randomthoughts #decafiswack #gm #goodmorning #plebchain #grownostr  
 And I even hate coffee, but... That's pathetic.  
 😅 
 That's like getting castrated and still not being able to sing countertenor in the opera. 
 Sir, permission to use this in future conversations ? 
 Go ahead, it's royalty-free. 
 I don't do caffeine anymore but I don't know that I enjoy the taste of coffee enough to drink it for any other reason. Some flavors can be good enough I guess. I usually drink my coffee black.  
 Like a man! LOL!  
 Wait … you don’t do caffeine or enjoy the taste of coffee … but you drink your coffee black?  
 Um. yeah. lol  

I don't think I like coffee enough to drink decaf is what I'm saying. I like it enough to drink for caffeine. But yeah most of the time I enjoy a good cup of something flavored but black.  
 I’ll drink anything! Just make it black. OK? 
 You got me again man, get out of here 
 For when you've given up on life. 
 Gm 🫂 
 Thank you.