We had a team call on Monday mornings where everyone literally said “good morning” on a zoom when spoken to. 18 or so people. The good morning call.  
I can barely hear the words without hitting a wall now. When I type it here it’s just to fit in as I despise the phrase. 

 We are family bahahahaha 

 Oh yeah. Surrounded by the biggest narcissists on the planet in software sales, but we are a family.  Always made me laugh. 

 Funny story, last year we had a team retreat and all the higher ups had their mouths full of we are family here, family this and family that. The same week, like literally same week, they fired a dude in our team 🤣🤣🤣🤣 

 It’s always the way.