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 A 100% cacao brick from Costco Rica. If you love dark chocolate, this is of the utmost quality. It weighs 1kg and cost $20.  
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 🤌🏻 
 That's a good deal!  
 Costco Rica 😁 
 OMG this damn autocorrect.  
 
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These aren't the bricks you're looking for

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 🥹 
 need to reup, went thru mine in like a month. so good 
 We missed you last week, man. 

I'm going to make some hot chocolate tomorrow morning 🥹 
 Bringing that through customs. The potential hassle. Looks like a kilo of hash...or opium. Ha!!  
 The key is to give it to your drug mule, I mean kid. 
 COSTA RICA. DAMN YOU SMALL KEYBOARD AUTOCORRECT.
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 was hoping there was a sale at Costco 
 Looks illegal and delicious 
 Would love to order it but I bet the shipping would cost more than itself 
 I don't believe you can order this. I purchased this in person from the man that makes it himself. 
 Maybe 
 Purple pill him!  I want cacao for sats! 
 I bought cacao nibs & powder from @cherito in 🇸🇻 
 It was shipped to the states* 
 I did find price odd. Generally much more than that. For slightly more but nice experience, consider putting finca la amistad on list for future. Make you chocolate. It’s a beautiful spot with amazing wildlife and really peaceful 
 How is it odd? I bought it from a guy that lives in the middle of a jungle, at his house, after he showed me how he makes it. Oh. He did smear chocolate all over both of my kids faces. That is a bit odd 😂 
 I just meant it’s very cheap. Sorry, poorly worded. As to being covered in chocolate, i doubt your kids complained! 
 He should poor Pepsi on their faces instead  
 Perhaps... 
 Pepsi is a good source of Protein  
 Hell of a brick for 20$
Who do we talk to? 
 The man in Costa Rica that made it himself 🥹 You'd have to visit him in the jungle and get it from him. But yes, it's a hell of a deal. 
 Looks like a moroccan hashish brick 🤣 
 Derek Ross starring in Midnight Express…

https://youtu.be/BmraBWl89SU?si=1cgFyAl5w0GUDb3m 
 1. What does one do with this?
2. Can you send me some? 
 I don't know why but that looks so... Sexy. 
 🤤 
 Has it been dried with the heat of bitcoin miner ASICs? 
 It has not, but it was ground to a paste via a lot of Proof of Work. 
 Stacking cacs 🔥  
 Why does it say made in China?
Looks good 🤎 
 Someone has to make the plastic wrap. 
 😍🤤 
 A friend of mine called me a psychopath for eating 95%. 
But there is no way I can compete with @Derek Ross on the pshyhop level 

https://image.nostr.build/8e7cac9c9edf9d3cf9afabb0d9d65363c7ddeb14cde7fc5663feea5d3899c6de.jpg
 
 Can we smoke it ? 
 would 
 Sick. Id smash 
 Made in China? 
 I haven't been to China since 2015.