Doctors want you dead 

 Blood pressure and “cholesterol” are completely made up scams 

The “treatment” for them cause dementia and cancer. 

Eat as much saturated fat as possible and red meat

Also you should get some nicotine gum or pouches to help with the diet transition and suppress cravings. 

I’m not joking. You decide if you want to keep listening to the “experts” (witchdoctors) or not.