ILL HIDE FROM MY CONSCIENCE BEHIND MY NEIGHBORS OTHER CHEEK AND THEN STEAL HIS WALLET TO DONATE IT TO CHARITY
AIN'T I JUST THE IMAGE OF LOVING THY NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF

https://i.poastcdn.org/e8f125db6d842b347d8747e5f15b3874ec2e62ef2bb881ede391a06e236ca677.jpg 

 That haircut tells me he enjoys taking it in the ass.