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 @3ebc3da6 With the name change, it is no longer possible to tweet. A new nomenclature is needed. Since Xitter is properly pronounced Zitter a vocabulary like this might help:

She zitted a zit, but nobody popped it so she blind pimpled a friend with more followers to rezit her OZ. But that got no pops either. Then she expanded the OZ into a boil which later went outbreak.

Some think the X should be pronounced SH as in pin yin, but I think that's BZ.