I USED TO STAY HUMBLE AND STACK SATS. I STILL DO, BUT I USED TO AS WELL
Sometimes if I think of a joke and the pen is across the room I’ve got to convince myself that what I just thought, wasn’t funny
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Sometimes I like to pinch the microphone cord like this, and then when I let it go, the jokes all come out at once.
A fly was really close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.
RIP Mitch Hedberg
DON’T FORGET TO BE PLAYFUL AND ZAP ⚡️ SATS TOO! #v4v
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