This feels like they are trying to recruit me into being a human battery for the Matrix. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/069/921/421/259/705/original/8a3e31f80cb6dbcb.jpeg
@85aba34a the warm embrace of a slime pod could be yours
@85aba34a I thought this was an ad on Mastodon just now and part of me just accepted it. Enshittification has done lasting damage.
@85aba34a That guy is 100% a robot that’s trying to drain humanity of its energy.
@85aba34a like guardians of the Galaxy 2
@85aba34a they are
@85aba34a I thought this was an ad on my timeline and was about to get angry LOL
@85aba34a Everything has to start somewhere I guess.
@85aba34a oh well it's going to happen sooner or later