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 What a day!
 Pamp boner ✔️ 
Meat ✔️ 
Rum ✔️ 
Cigar ✔️ 
Sex....
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 You can do it! 
 hawk tuah, flap flap? ewwww 
 She needs a boyfriend probably. 
 Yeah that’s a long while to have that boner you better deal with that 
 yeah it's not like I can command this. But I've been told that we're all getting girlfriends. Just wen? 
 rumor is 100k, worst case tho all the male bitcoiners doing pushups will have full breasts already and can take care of themselves while squinting in the mirror 
 you getting your balls wet? 
 I had a shower earlier. does that count?