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TheGrinder | 3 days ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +6 
 Mainstream news be like: "pineapple on pizza is totally Russia's fault!"
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mike | 3 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 I thought Hawaii was to blame 😂
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TheGrinder | 3 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Russia installed the pineapple to Hawaii via a backdoor
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mike | 3 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 When you ask Google AI “How do pineapples grow?”

Pineapples grow from a flowering plant called a bromeliad, and are not grown from seeds 😳
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TheGrinder | 3 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yeah those plants are more like berry bushes. But the name is a scam by definition. They don't smell like pine and don't taste like apple. 😆
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mike | 3 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Scam fruit 😂

I’m not putting Berrybush on my pizza anymore 😥
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LibertyImp | 3 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 My go to is the French, they didn't do anything to me they just seem sketchy, I'm always watching out for them. Lol
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BitTiger | 3 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Wait, so you are saying that the mainstream news is lying to us? 

They would never do that, because they have journalistic integrity. Would they?

(sarcasm)
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TheGrinder | 3 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Never ever but always 😂
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bfgreen | 3 days ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You’re missing the point. Pineapple should never be on pizza. Russia has y’all debating the origin instead of fighting against it. Classic asymmetrical warfare.