Of course just disguise it as your backpack   

 Better to go by boat or train 

 Just the ones they want recurring customers from. They'll consider it a weapon otherwise 🤷 

 Haha, I feel like we are genuinely 1-2 more public incidents from this or people actively avoiding newer Boeing planes becoming reality. It’s nuts. 

 Nope. 

Why I know this 🤣🤣🤣 

 😂😂 

 Yes if it's a Boeing 

 I would be very nervous sitting next to someone with a parachute. 

 DB Cooper 

 They will. Doesn’t typically fit as carry on. 

 Wing suit maybe 

 🤔 I wonder how many people are assiduously checking equipment data for aircraft type these days before purchasing tickets?🤔🤣

And, now you've got me thinking about designing a jacket that converts into a parachute when you pull the tab... Could be a burgeoning market?😜😂