An Arizona gold miner was crossing the mountains by horse and wagon. 

With him was his daughter and $10,000 in cash. 

Suddenly they were ambushed by bandits who stole everything they had.

"Dadgummit!" said the gold miner. "There goes our money."

"No, Pa," said the daughter. 

"Look, I managed to hide the money in my mouth." 

"Jeepers!" said the gold miner.

 "If only your Ma' was here, we could have saved the horse and wagon too!"

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