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 I could go vote or go to the bathroom...
Either way the results the same. 💩 
 1. Poop —>  electronic box
2. Poop is retrieved from box and counted
3. Outcry over how many turds were in the box
4. Lawsuits over turd validity
5. Social media mass postings of mysterious folks shoving handfuls of turds into the boxes at once

6. Demand for turd recount by hand 
 If it's not done by hand we can't judge the quality of this election!