Do you have the shorts? 

 Was gonna go with a thong instead to reduce weight 

 Fiat thing 

 Let me just send you my back brace that I use for my spine surgery recovery 😆 
It look just the same 

 Is it weighted? 

 Was kidding, 
It straighten out your back and it only weigh like 5 lbs 

 These things are rubbish. I bought one a while back. The material and the straps did nothing to stop the weight swinging about while running. Sent it straight back.  

 What vest? 

 Lara Croft why not Vic Croft ⚜️🫂so Vic  

 C'est exceptionnel adorable Vic que j'ose pousser à ce niveau la plaisanterie entre pairs en ligne .. Désolée d'avoir osé si toutefois j'ai dû dépasser les limites ⚜️🫂 

 This is the attire I imagine all nostriches wear until proven otherwise 

 Let us propose it...why not 🕊️⚜️😅 

 This looks like it would be very uncomfortable if you happen to be a haver of boobs.
https://image.nostr.build/11ea7e98ebc405b7654bf39556f0a43960f7cc69be17278fe95fe4d933b4d17a.jpg 

 😂 

 Just get a plate carrier and add some armor, (ar500 steel for hard mode) and it’s dual purpose.  You can add stuff to the molle to carry water bottle, etc 

 finally, irl boob armor ! 🤣  

 sold