Guys I’ve decided to join the NSA and sell all your data.

Further, I changed my mind on Google, and I will be having a Gcaptcha anal probe inserted into my rectum to monitor my daily activity.

And finally, I’ve decided to switch to NordVPN & Telegram, because they are secure & private.

Ok, maybe that last one is going too far.  April fools. 

 Fiatjaf Paolo others fronrunning you already sold the same- so u can RESALE npub and come our pub after that 

 don't forget to sell your 🍑📸 anus-biometrics to WorldCoin, just for good measure