My friend, I understand that you hate altcoins.  I understand that you view them a vulture and a leech on Bitcoin’s true role in our society.  But I urge you to protect your own privacy FOR YOU.  Not for promoting a shitcoin, not for promoting a vpn, but for your benefit to pay with one of the other coins that Mullvad offers.  Swap BTC lightning to XMR or BCH once a month for the $6.  This is far better than government money 

 I mostly use proton and I don't think they accept other crypto