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 Meanwhile somewhere in California, Robocop 1.0 enters the room.
 https://video.nostr.build/2d27583d10235ef28b4ab2401f71a5043975def043d5b3386f9cff6c078d1dd3.mp4 
 At least they designed it to resemble the shape of a real cop so people aren’t too freaked out by it 
 Someone should walk up to the thing with a 🍩 🤣  
 Retardis 
 wtf

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 Imagine if they put a weapon on that thing. 

Arms and legs in 4 years by the way.....

 
 I believe these have tear gas or pepper spray dispensers, IIRC. 
 Lmao be a shame if someone accidentally knocked it over and wasn’t strong enough to pick it back upright. 
 Wonder if that thing can romp a square of logs or just get trapped 😂 
 lol 😂 wouldn’t want to advocate for intentional property destruction, but I tend to be clumsy on a basketball court and if I trip and fall into it… 🤷‍♂️ 
 The Roomba Paradox 
 Kick flip 
 BotsprayLLC.forpeskybots       limited spots 4 1st round!        dingding 
 Later that evening. 
https://i.giphy.com/u6BI1GSiTcKsM.webp
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 Sky net is that you  
 How has someone not black bagged this thing? 
 I bet you they've got like three full assault teams online and ready to deploy in under two minutes just to protect that piece of shit. It's a statement from the overlords to the plebeian scum, they will not allow anything to happen to it. 
 Wtffff 🤦🏿🤦🏿🤦🏿
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 If the wheels on my shopping carts at Target are any indication, that thing has a lifespan of a few weeks at most. 
 Box it in 
 This was 5 years ago btw 
 Oh? Took a while to reach the www in Europe  
 Intercontinental tubes were clogged 
 Programmed to shoot black people faster than white people…to keep up the debate. 
 #acab 
 Tip that bitch over and spray paint the lense. 
 The robots in the movie Chopping Mall were far more terrifying  
 first we don't get flying cars and now this whack soy robocop 
 dildos win this botfight 
 This the new segway? A whole cop fits in there... 
 Me and the boys would put a skateboard ramp in front of that thing 😂 
 What a stupid piece of crap 
 They not like us. They not like us. They not like us. 
 Were they 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 to make that thing look like a dalek?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d9c909c95bb800696c12994411445cb4/tumblr_inline_pk01veB3ZT1r415b1_400.gif 
 This garbage can will not stop crime, but it is an excellent tool for surveillance, monitoring, and tracking. #TheRealMotive 
 1.0 😅😅 
 I'd Buy That for a Dollar! 
 Obese robocop ? 
 we were promised Arnie/ Sly / Pete Weller in tight jump suits... instead we got retarded daleks 😝