I'm 'Reach for something and feel a sharp pain of protest somewhere in my body and stop what I'm doing to determine whether it's a niggle or a sign of the imminent downfall of my body' years old. 

 @06d3112a yup. 

 @06d3112a @b541bfe5 You’re okay. 
Wait until you get to the “I wasn’t even doing anything! Why the sharp pain??” stage 😄