this guy tryin to become your leader? 

 Yeah, I'm surprised anyone knows this lol 

 i like reading your tabloids when i'm bored ... footballers, politicians, every single one of love island ... all is very entertaining from the distance, all but dec and ant 

 Ant and bloody Dec omg, how are they still going. 

 I don’t think Brits know what one is. 

 a who the what 

 Nope 

 It's a bloody, smegma covered douchebag. 

 You're British! 

 Nope, but I watch the Lotuseaters.  

 Labour Party leader… pretty sure I’m right but please confirm. 

 Correct! 💯 

 Yeah, but as a strayan I'm a bri'ish subject innit?