I wish the film came out better. Then id show it off but it came out super grainy water telecine so I only ever showed it in the class then let it sit in my drive.
It was this gore porn esque torture scene. Sexy femme fatale cia agent and big boy doing the wailing with this dude tied up.
Tell is the code to the briefcase!!! WHAM
and you just feel bad for the guy because it's clear he has no idea what they're talking about. And they're like ripping the piercings from his face.
And suddenly he's like SASSAFRAS!
And that was the same word and it turns out to be a sex game the whole time with him and his boyfriend and a paid dom. And the big though guy flips all flamboyantly flaming gay "awwww I thought you were enjoying that one what went wrong???"
And it ends with the Dom clapping her hands and a for opens and the camera is blinded by a light but in walks a nurse snapping her glove, a scuba diver with an industrial sized just of mayonnaise, and a lumberjack with a chainsaw with a giant flopping dildo attached
LOOOOL π€£π€£You just made my day hahahaha
Leave my SASSAFRAS out of it π€£π€£π€£
I'm all on for the lumberjack btw π€£
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