if you think your voice would make people fall asleep, it’s probably exactly the audio book voice i look for. 
people try too hard to be dynamic, and they have an idea in their head of what they’re supposed to sound like. stopping that usually makes everything better. 

 you are making me think about the possibility again! haha in English I can't right now, I would have to read a lot to be able to record an audio book. but it was nice to know that maybe it would be wanted.