In a parallel universe, nostr is about rare baseball cards instead of bitcoin. Nothing is different except for words.  

 I know in a parallel universe #nostr is all about rubber duckys 🐤   

 Are the duckies a store of value or people use them to buy heroin? 

 Its the money. You work and you paid on rubber ducks  

 And this is some billionaire bank account?

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