I've jokingly noted that those types of dresses scream "hot" when it's worn by a hot girl, but "plain" when worn by even above average woman.

FWIW, the second dress in the white floral pattern looks the best. The others feel awfully, um, Little House on the Prarie-ish. I think some of us have some memory of an older woman in our life wearing something similar as a house dress, and it destroys the *entire* ability to see women in these as attract. They're de facto burkas.