Thanks for your honesty. It doesn't sound very private and trust instilling.

I could understand if you were converting to Monero and then after a couple of days to an unrelated Bitcoin wallet.

I mean nothing wrong with storing value in Bitcoin  in general.

But you selling an anonymity service makes me want you to live up to higher standards as a potential customer. How else can I take serious what you say instead of believing it's just good marketing. 

 You don't have to use our services, that's simple. 
 

 Isn't BTC slow and expensive? What's point of it?
And LN mostly only usable if custodial?