Which pedophile warlord are you going to place your make-believe “vote” for this election cycle fellow NPC!?!? 

 Wait. You're an npc? 

 I don't vote. I don't legitimise thieving cunts🤷🏻‍♂️. 

 They don't need your legetimizing. They'll do it anyway. 

 Very true, sadly😕.