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ShiShi21m | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
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Enki | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 I'm an adult. I can have ice cream in my espresso in the morning. Fuck it.

(My entire thought process when waking up this morning.)
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LibertyImp | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 You thought process when you wake up is so much better than mine.

Mine is NO NO NO NO NO F*** NO NOOOO! 

And then less than a minute later my alarm goes off and I repeat the previous bit again.
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Enki | 4 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 I still have those mornings. 😅