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 Some 😀 dumbass woman is 😂 in 💯 the room all like 🔥 "there's a owl perched 😂 on the sign" so 😀 I said 🌈 "I have 👍 gigabytes of 💯 owls." 🔥 She looks at me and says "What?" I don't look up, but I do say 😀 "That's it, 🔥 I'm changing @s" and slam 😂 my 🎉 pen down.